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Give me some advice please. ...Life's a bowl of soup; you
Give me some advice please.
...Life's a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
...Not what I meant. -_____-
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Believe_it_or_not
1 decade ago
hahaha :D
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lovinlife13
1 decade ago
Awesome format :))
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FunnyTexts
1 decade ago
woah, this is so coool.
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LivHeartzMusic
1 decade ago
cleverbot??
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cookie_monster_love
1 decade ago
SMART PHOWNED. < 3
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Curd
1 decade ago
Umm... does anyone need some curd recipes? What about CHEESE?!?! Come to my profile! MAKE ME A FAMOUS WITTIAN<33
Thankyou!
CURD<33
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LetsDoItTonightx3
1 decade ago
She gave credit in the first comment. v
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cheerleader2899
1 decade ago
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!
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immaninja
1 decade ago
1000th fave (:
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[deleted]
1 decade ago
LACY! :D
*clears throat* ...i mean, good quote.
...♥
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chillchica4
1 decade ago
hahaha this is hilarious x)
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summertimex023
1 decade ago
now witty has been introduced to the iPhone text format.. lol
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completeinhim
1 decade ago
Possibly one of the coolest formats ever.
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forgivexforget
1 decade ago
smartphowned!
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xPhantasyx
1 decade ago
Everything about this quote is awesome lol
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x3wittyfades
1 decade ago
omg I love this format:D
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justmystories
1 decade ago
lollllllll
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nee
1 decade ago
baha! 169 faves(:
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I'm gonna start being nice to my mom because apparently it's legal to kill kids now.
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
Only ninjas can read this quote. Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja. To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE
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Thankyou!
CURD<33
*clears throat* ...i mean, good quote.
...♥