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MOM: Honey, have you seen the main bathroom? ME: Yes, you really

MOM: Honey, have you seen the main bathroom?

ME: Yes, you really think that's an appropriate place for my COLLEGE DEGREE?!

When Parents Text | Small Keypad, Old Hands

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00erinmarie00 1 decade ago

she hung the college decree in the bathroom...

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katelynx38 1 decade ago

i dont get it..

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posted July 18, 2011 at 5:51pm UTC tagged with funny

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