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Yes motherchuckers im 15 years old and I still watch play school
Yes motherchuckers im 15 years old and I
still watch play
school
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Im so fkn cool :D
Im so fkn cool :D
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posted July 22, 2011 at 11:47am UTC tagged with funny
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- Cross out the things you've done Graduated high school. Kissed someone Smoked a cigarette Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid). Watched someone die. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Cut yourself on accident. ...on purpose Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school Had lunch detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Been in a mental hospital. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.♥ Had an online diary. Fired a gun. **water gun Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Taken a lie detector test. Swam with dolphins. Gone to sea world. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you shouldn't have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Had a drug or alcohol problem. Been in a fist fight. (**with my sister, no harm done:)) Suffered any form of abuse. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. **the ends purple Got a tattoo. Had something pierced. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Known someone with HIV or AIDS Played on a sports team snuck out of the house swore at a teacher gone laser tagging been on the TV french braided skinny-dipped driven a car performed in front of an audience been in love had a blonde moment been on a train seen a ghost gone bungee-jumping been to Mexico crashed a car sky dived been to your states capital made an 11:11 wish drank alcohol forwarded a chain letter made a mistake BORED ! forward this and edit according to YOU.
- my letter was K something i like: kites something i dislike: kangaroos something i love: knitted hats something bad: KFC fave for a letter<3
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