DEAR PARENTS,
JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP
WITH A DIRTY HOMELESS BOY NAMED ALADDIN
SNOW WHITE LIVED ALONE WITH 7
MEN.
PINNOCHIO WAS A LAIR.
ROBIN
HOOD WAS A THIEF.
TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES ON.
A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING
BEAUTY AND SHE MARRIED HIM.
CINDERELLA
LIED AND SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PARTY.
YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBAL SINCE A
YOUNG AGE