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DEAR PARENTS, JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A DIRTY HOMELESS

DEAR PARENTS,
                JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A DIRTY HOMELESS BOY NAMED ALADDIN
                                                    SNOW WHITE LIVED ALONE WITH 7 MEN. 
                                                                  PINNOCHIO WAS A LAIR.
                                                               ROBIN HOOD WAS A THIEF.
                                        TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES ON.
                             A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY AND SHE MARRIED HIM.
                           CINDERELLA LIED AND SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PARTY.

                                                                YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
                                   WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBAL SINCE A YOUNG AGE

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