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Dear hair, please grow on my head, eye brows and eye lashes
Dear hair,
please grow on my head, eye brows and eye lashes ONLY.
sincerely, girls.
♥
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pripri910
1 decade ago
hahaa woww that's a comeback.
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ilovemyselfxoxo
1 decade ago
if i didnt have a brain i wouldnt be alive..so obviously i have a brain
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TEXTFAILS
1 decade ago
Lol I never joked your quote.
This came out of my brain.. oh wait forgot you didn't have one.
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LucasGTFO
1 decade ago
LOL she jocked YOUR quote? More like you jocked HER quote. Yours was made a day after.
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ilovemyselfxoxo
1 decade ago
YOU JOCKED MY QUOTE HOW DARE YOU YOU JOCKER!
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ZebraPrint
1 decade ago
Who rips their eye lashes outt ?
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glitterfriends
1 decade ago
1st quote i favd when it wasnt top
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ZombieSlayer
1 decade ago
Yes they do actually... They ake a few weeks to grow back though though. I know because I rip most of my eye lashes out and in a few weeks there back.
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khushhx0x
1 decade ago
eye lashes dont grow anymore after how much they're already grown. lol random fact, i know.(:
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This came out of my brain.. oh wait forgot you didn't have one.