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Dear Hollister, Here's how to get more customers! [ x ] Turn

Dear Hollister,
Here's how to get more customers!

 

[ x ] Turn on the lights

[ x ] Lower the music volume

[ x ] Use less perfume around the store

[ x ] & Lower your prices!

 
 
 Sincerely,
Annoyed teenagers around the world.
           

17 Comments

xoxokorrixoxo 1 decade ago
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haha thanks Jen. & guys i do like hollister? its just a quote...
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ofdgirl23 1 decade ago
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dont get mad at her just because she made a quote? maybe she doesnt like hollister.. so? but she does so why does it matter, its just a quote calllmmm dowwn!
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dreamer369 1 decade ago
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I love hollister too, but they do have to lower their prices!
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xoxokorrixoxo 1 decade ago
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and im not saying i dont like hollister, i love it..
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xoxokorrixoxo 1 decade ago
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okay guys, i wrote this quote because i know some people will agree with me, not all of u have to but i was just saying ok?....
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Ann Wonderless* 1 decade ago
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Hollister Smellss Soo AWSOME Thoughhh♥ Buh they r expensive :(
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ivyyuson 1 decade ago
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it's not very expensive.. well, in my opinion. but i usually buy the sale items, they're a really good deal.
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IsabelTheWanted 1 decade ago
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You missed out getting sizes for people who aren't lucky enough to be supre skinny :L
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mumblebumble 1 decade ago
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there's no hollister in my country so i'm not annoyed either. ^^
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gallagherxoxgirl 1 decade ago
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agreeed with bubblepoo..
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wittyprofileisawesome 1 decade ago
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hey dont diss hollister. many people like hollister BECAUSE its dark, has loud music and smells good.
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ItsBarbieeBiiitch 1 decade ago
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the lightings fine atleast its not pitch black in there, music is mean to be LOUD, the store smells really good why not have ur store smell good?, and Abicromie & finch & american eagle are wayyy way more expensive.
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merkate 1 decade ago
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and actually open it in small cities that are actually the capitals aka regina -____-
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LongLive17266 1 decade ago
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But were all still gonna shop there anyways haha.
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graceeg 1 decade ago
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well in my opinion hollister isnt expensive
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whydoihatemyself 1 decade ago
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well, actually, there's no Hollister in Australia, so I'm not annoyed :3
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BubblePoo 1 decade ago
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Tbh, i only agree with the last one XDD just my opinion
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posted July 28, 2011 at 9:01am UTC tagged with funny

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