Girl: I'm having a heart transplant
Boy: I know
Girl: i love you!
Boy: i love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet
posted August 6, 2011 at 5:28pm UTC tagged with funny