Funny Quote #3485433
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Girl: I'm having a heart transplant Boy: I know Girl: i love




Girl: I'm having a heart transplant

Boy: I know

Girl: i love you!

Boy: i love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.


Girl: Where is he?

Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?

Girl: What? (She starts crying)

Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet  





 lol.

nm:L

22 Comments

Paperbackwriter 1 decade ago
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lol. i give you props for that one.
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wittyquotesgurl 1 decade ago
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Can someone explain to me what this quote means becuz I don't get it !
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wittyquotesgurl 1 decade ago
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I DON'T GET IT CAN SOMEONE explain? Oh srry cap locks was on lol. Always can someone explain to me?
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NeverShoutNever2499 1 decade ago
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Hahahahahahahahh.
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yeahitsnikki 1 decade ago
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its. like the other one.
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__loveistragic 1 decade ago
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lololol. ohmygod. this made my life.
holysh!t.
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Kelso96 1 decade ago
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Terrible, but funny as hell!
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catiemac 1 decade ago
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im laughing my butt right off right now
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glitterintheveins 1 decade ago
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i saw this on tumblr! haha
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hazeybabyxo 1 decade ago
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LMFAOOOO I'M DYING ! :D
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strawbunny99 1 decade ago
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i agree w/ hellomisspam =P
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Ravenclaw 1 decade ago
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At first I was all :'( and then like D: and then XD LOL
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haii_its_elli 1 decade ago
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im laughing so hard LMAO
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lillehbbzx 1 decade ago
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lool.
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hellomisspam 1 decade ago
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That is sick but hilarious!!!!
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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TROLOLOL
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setthemusicfree 1 decade ago
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BRBDYING :DD
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DustyDiamond 1 decade ago
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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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EggsandJakey 1 decade ago
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BAHAHA
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heyitsjulia 1 decade ago
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LOL
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posted August 6, 2011 at 5:28pm UTC tagged with funny

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