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I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded



I told my mom that 
i broke into a homeless mans house...
she grounded me.

43 Comments

MalikMissi 1 decade ago
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XD IT TOOK ME HALF THEESE COMMENTS TO FIGURE IT OUT. XD MY MUMS AMPOLICE OFFICER SO IMMA SEE HER FACE XD
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imogenimyxox 1 decade ago
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Me: she only got grounded....(read it again) ohh I get it now!
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bjl033 1 decade ago
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i am soo doing this to my mom. She'll probably freak out and start crying that her daughter is such a rebel and a creep. It'll be so worth it though
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singingismylife 1 decade ago
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Im trying this
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Buki 1 decade ago
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Haha
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79callmemaybe 1 decade ago
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Rude.
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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* 1 decade ago
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BAHAHAH! :)
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_jumpthenfallx3 1 decade ago
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vvvvvv yes but this didnt acutally happen...
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sissypiggy 1 decade ago
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Is she blonde?
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laurenyauger 1 decade ago
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oh wow
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RandomHotdogs 1 decade ago
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For all the people who are saying you can't break into a homeless man's house: THAT'S THE POINT
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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lmao made my day :)
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flowerbox235 1 decade ago
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LMFAO that's soooo funny!!!!
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_jumpthenfallx3 1 decade ago
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you cant break into a homeless mans house..
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Graceddrames 1 decade ago
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I dont get it???
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TheNoelleBieber 1 decade ago
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Lol!! everyone who thinks this is mean, its just a joke!!
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faithislove321 1 decade ago
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so at first i was like 'how is this funny?' and i was scrolling down and i was like. 'oh. haha. wow. i'm stupid!'
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_jumpthenfallx3 1 decade ago
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No offence, but it's just a joke...
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LipglossDoll 1 decade ago
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No offence, but that's a bit rude.....
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_jumpthenfallx3 1 decade ago
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aww(: im glad
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posted August 7, 2011 at 12:43pm UTC tagged with funny

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