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I ran shirtless with the trojan man because im good in bed. ahhahahahaha

I ran shirtless with the trojan man because im good in bed.
ahhahahahaha no joke, october 1

month you were born
1( Jan) I ran naked
2 ( Feb) I shot
3 ( Mar) - I kissed
4 ( Apr) - I killed
5 ( May) - i smoked with
6 ( June) - i beat up
7 (July)-i bannged
8 ( Aug) -I slapped
9 ( Sept) - I hugged
10 ( Oct) - I ran shirtless with
11 ( Nov) - I robbed
12 ( Dec) --I stabbed

Pick the day you were born on
01 - the trojan man
02 - the one that i love
03 -the cookie monster
04 - my lover
05 - Elmo
06 - a bowl of cereal
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a gangsta
09 - a rockstar
10 - my cat
11 - yo mama
12 - a hobo
13 - a dog
14 - tiny tim
15 - a crack head
16 - joe jonas
17 - a condom
18 - barney
19 - a sexy man
20 - hitler
21 - tooth brush
22 - my boyfriend
23 - barny
24 - lil wayne
25 - a mop
26 - a hottie
27 - my crush
28 - a bag of weed
29 -a whore
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -a teletubby

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
yellow - because im da bomb like tic tic
White - because im awsome like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because i snort cocain
Red - because that b*tch stole my taco
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im special
blue- because im good in bed
Other- because I'm retarded
Green - because i still love him
Orange - because I smoke
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
gray - because im the sexiest girl alive
Tye dye- because Im a freakin' scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack