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Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 70% water. I can walk on



Jesus can walk on water.
Humans are 70% water.
I can walk on humans.

Therefore, I am 70% jesus.

-from failbook(x

            

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Flmw

posted August 21, 2011 at 11:47pm UTC tagged with funny

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