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Why did the chicken cross the road? John Kerry's Answer: I agree

Why did the chicken cross the road?

John Kerry's Answer:
I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side..

Moses's Answer:

And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:

To go where no chicken has gone before.

George Bush's Answer:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here

Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Martha Stewart's Answer:

No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

Dr. Seuss' Answer:

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us

Jerry Seinfield's Answer:

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Albert Einstein's Answer:

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?


Joseph Stalin's Answer:

I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.


Emily Dickenson's Answer:
Because it could not stop for death.

O.J. Simpson's Answer:

It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.

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CKTPA 1 decade ago
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Reflects their personalities..
I love it :))
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