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That Awkward Moment When you see a burgler in your house and

That Awkward Moment
When you see a burgler in your house and the first thing that you say is
"Swiper No Swiping, Swiper No Swiping!"

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posted August 28, 2011 at 8:01pm UTC tagged with funny

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