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all i want for c h r i s t m a s is you ! rate high^^ if you
all i want for
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rate high^^ if you want a special boy/girl for xmas! i know we all do.
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posted December 5, 2008 at 8:11pm UTC tagged with
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SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! me: did you call me a hoe? SantaClaus: May I ask you a question? me: no! SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you? me: did you call me a hoe? SantaClaus: Why did you say that? me: im asking you a question. did you call me a hoe? SantaClaus: That's what I'm here for! me: im not a hoe! SantaClaus: Excuse me? me: i said im not a hoe! SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. me: im not a hoe! SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. me: you suck! SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way. me: loser! SantaClaus: Be nice. me: well you arent. SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu. me: i will be nice once you apologize for calling me a hoe. SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere. me: loser! SantaClaus: Easy now, I've got elves. me: loser! SantaClaus: Just call me Santa. I prefer it. me: loser! SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit. Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened. me: loser! SantaClaus: Not funny. me: yes it is. SantaClaus: Without a doubt? me: loser! SantaClaus: Be nice. me: loser! SantaClaus: Not funny. me: LOSER! SantaClaus: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else? me: fine. SantaClaus: Excellent! me: loser! SantaClaus: Easy now, I've got elves. me: i know! SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart. me: loser! SantaClaus: Just call me Santa. I prefer it. me: i will call you what i want to call you. SantaClaus: You got it! That's great! me: loser! SantaClaus: Not funny. me: yes it is!!!!! SantaClaus: Mm hm. me: im sorry i was being so mean. SantaClaus: It's O.K. I'll give you another chance. me: thanks. SantaClaus: My pleasure, anytime. i love talking to santa its sooo funny. i dont want to give out my screen name so i just put me instead(:
DONT DIE!! I adore U Don't not cease reading you will regret it! girl meets a boy on a messenger crazy1 86: hey baby!!! h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??? crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!! h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this??? crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight.... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at
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