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Find out what your phrase is Birthday month: January-I sang with

Find out what your phrase is

Birthday month:
January-I sang with
Febraury-I sat with
March-I kissed
April-I married
May-I partied with
June-I killed
July-I banged
August-I made out with
September-I slapped
October-I showered with
November- I tazed
December-I grinded on


Birthday day:
1.A hobo
2.A cat
3.A gun
4.A dog
5.Taylor Laughtner
6.Justin bieber
7.A book
8.A whale
9.Martha stewert
10.Joe jonas
11.A lifegaurd
12.Your boyfriend
13.Cody simpson
14.My teacher
15.Tiger woods
16.My princaple
17.A horse
18.Miley cyrus
19.A football player
20.My boyfriend
21.Myself
22.A tree
23.Lil Wayne
24.A vending machine
25.Cheese
26.A elaphant
27.A bush
28.A pair of pants
29Poperotzzi
30.My best friend
31.A shoplifter


Because- First letter of your name
A.Cuz i love pudding
B.Cuz he is worth it
C.cuz i made out with him
D.Cuz my mom told me so
E.cuz he wrote me a song
F.cuz he asked me to
G.Cuz he sang to me
H.and i enjoyed it
I.Cuz i killed him
j.cuz it was my destiney
K.cuz i said so
L.Cuz i love his hair
M.Cuz i was dared to
N.Cuz i partied to much
O.Cuz i left
P.Cuz i felt like it
Q.cuz my dog ate my homework
R.cuz im a stalker
S.cuz i ate a oreo
T.jk i did not do that
U.cuz i just bought a expensive meal
V.cuz i just barfed
W.cuz im cool
X.cuz i love his hair
Y.Cuz i was bored
z.cuz he asked me to

21 Comments

deevaluvzu 1 decade ago
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i slapped justin cuz i ws bored :D
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x0Juliax0 1 decade ago
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i banged lil Wayne cause it was my destiny
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happyhippiefishy 1 decade ago
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i tazed a horse cuz i like pudding XD
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chocoluvuble 1 decade ago
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I sat with a hobo cuz I ate an oreo
..lol
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lilJJGiirl4 1 decade ago
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I sat with lil wayne because it was my destiny XD
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casrae 1 decade ago
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i tazed taylor lautner cuz i made out with him???
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23chars 1 decade ago
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i partied with a hobo cause i made out with him
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sparklezlol 1 decade ago
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... i slept with miley cyrus cuz i ate an oreo... wow lol
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socks111 1 decade ago
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I banged Taylor Laughtner cuz i ate an areo
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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i sang with a vending machine because I partied too much
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Castiel* 1 decade ago
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i tazed cody simpson coz he wrote me a song :P
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texan_sweetheart 1 decade ago
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i tazed a vending machine cause he wrote me a song.
LOL!
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ilubaby2013 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHA xD i grinded on a bush because i love pudding
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alisonz1234 1 decade ago
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i made out with a football player cuz i like pudding?? lol
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randomturleXD 1 decade ago
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i showered with an elephant cause i made out with him XD
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DeadRainbow 1 decade ago
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My 10 year old sister banged a poperotzii cuz he asked er too
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DeadRainbow 1 decade ago
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I tazed a footbball player because he told me too :3
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AyeBeeEyeGeeAyeEyeElle 1 decade ago
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I married Justin Bieber cause I love pudding.. >.<
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Nikki Sixx* 1 decade ago
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I sang with a horse cuz I said so
:P
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happyminimimi 1 decade ago
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I tazed your boyfriend because I love pudding xD
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socks111

posted September 8, 2011 at 11:28am UTC tagged with funny

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