Funny Quote #3883048
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I am a beautiful unicorn I know you are lexi. And sometimes.

I am a beautiful unicorn

I know you are lexi.

And sometimes. I just need to show my true... horn.

Let it shine girl!

And YOU, my fellow mythical creature, are a super. Duper. Sexy. 1 eye 1 horn flying purple people eater.

Well, duh! <3

And we are the best creatures to ever frolick the planet.

I'll be honest, you're CRAZY!

Oh, I thought we were talking business....

(true story)