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Me: Hey look at all the white pigeons over there! Dad: Ummmmm.....those

Me: Hey look at all the white pigeons over there!

Dad: Ummmmm.....those are called Seagulls!!

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posted September 25, 2011 at 12:16pm UTC tagged with funny

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