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RANDOM QUOTE#2 In 1985, a pregnant women was falsely accused

RANDOM QUOTE#2
In 1985, a pregnant
women was falsely
accused of shoplifting
a basketball.

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Honey_Munchkins

posted December 15, 2008 at 4:49am UTC tagged with funny

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READ THIS IT WONT DISSAPOINT YOU Greg loves his bestfriend sarah, he stares at her, he listens to her when she's been hurt, she asks him if there are any loyal nice, guys left in the world, he replies with yes, he wants to tell her that he would never hurt her, but he knows that all she wants right now is a listener, not a speaker. Years later she gets hurt again, bad, she crys in his arms and he wants to tell her but he just cant, she has nowere to stay because he ex kept their house, so she stays at his house for the night, its late and he can hear her crying so he goes to calm her, he finds her lying in bed and an empty pill bottle, he rushes to her, he pulse is barely present, 911 he calls as fast as possible, the abulance comes, she gets rushed to the hospital, and hours later is still on life support, he visits her, he knows this could be the last time he sees her alive so he tells her, he tells her that he loves her and always has and always will, he says that he would have never hurt her and she wouldn't have had to go through this. One day has gone by, then two, days turn into weeks and she is still in the hospital, he visits her everyday and tells her the same thing, he is falling apart without her, on her month anaveristy of the O.D. he comes in and tells her shes the most beautiful thing he has he has ever seen and will love her untill the end of time...and before he leaves he kisses her, knowing that it could be the very last time as he's known for the whole month, he goes home and crys himself to sleep like everynight since, at about midnight his phone rings, its the hospital, he nelects to pick it up because he is afraid of the news on the other end. The next day he goes to the hospital and sees the nurse roll a weelchair into her room, he sees the back of a head, and he runs like hes never ran before, to met a women he has never seen before, he looks at the nurse "why is this women going into sarah's room!!?" see for yourself she replies, he looks into the room and sees sarah, with the biggest smile in the world on her face, she said that she had heard what he said everyday, but was so weak she couldn't say anything, but yesterday, there was something that gave her the energy she needed, he ran to her and gave her a huge hug and said, the words he had for the past 32 days, but this time he got a replie, she said...I love you too.
. F u n n y . t h i n g s . t o . d o . i n . a n . e l e v a t o r . 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.