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I Pray Your brakes go out going down the hill, i pray a flowerpot

I Pray Your brakes go out going down the hill, i pray a flowerpot falls from the windowsill and knocks you in the head like id like to, i pray your birthday comes and nobody calls, i pray your flying high... and your engine stalls, i pray all of your dreams, never come true, just know wherever you are honey, i pray for you(;