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Girl: I wanna do illegal things to you (; Ex-Boyfriend: Ohh like

Girl: I wanna do illegal things to you (;

Ex-Boyfriend: Ohh like what?(;
Girl: Like kill you.

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posted October 2, 2011 at 4:24pm UTC tagged with funny

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If duct tape didn't fix it..... Take a step back. Calm down. AND USE MORE!
so this morning... I woke up at 7:30, and the first thing I did was pick up my phone, and started writing a text to 'her'. "Good morning beautiful, can't wait to see you today" I hit send and started to get ready. I wore the hoodie she bought me, and wore the cologne I know she loves. I set off to the store and bought some chocolates, 10 roses, her favourite flower, that movie she was telling me she wanted to see, and a card simply saying "I love you". As I was walking home I saw her standing by my door. I sneaked up behind her, wrapped my arms around her waist, and kissed her kneck. "Guess who!" I said. She giggled and lent over to kiss me. I took her hand and led her inside. "Mum, this is my girlfriend" I proudly told. "I've heard a lot about you!" My mum said. She blushed and I kissed her cheek. We walked to my room, and sat on the sofa. I handed her the bag of chocolates and flowers, She grinned with glee, I lent forward and kissed her again. Then I put on the movie. "You remembered!" she said. I just smiled. We cuddled all through the movie, With her feeling safe in my arms. "I love you" I whispered. "I love you too" She replied. I looked into her beautiful eyes, and she looked into mine. We were in love. And I knew, I never wanted her to leave my side. LOL JK I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE IN BLACK OPS

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