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You' Watch my Back, And i will watch Yours. Best friends
You' Watch my Back, And i will watch Yours. Best friends are here for each other.<3
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. I want to be in bed with you doors locked..... under
ther
covers.... Eating Cookies... Together.
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Why boys like Girls... Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you i got this from some one on here i loved it so her you go Im gonna see if this works. >:] If it does, VICTORY!!!
How much are you hated in school? [] Gotten a referral []Gotten detention []Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away []Gotten suspended [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class TOTAL SO FAR: 1 []Gotten late to a class more than 10 times [] Didn't do homework over 5 times [] Returned at least 2 projects in late TOTAL SO FAR: 1 [] Missed school cause you felt like it [x] skipped class at least 1 time [] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class TOTAL SO FAR: 2 [] Texted people during class [x] Passed notes [x] Threw stuff across the room [] Laughed at the teacher TOTAL SO FAR: 4 [] Went on MySpace, Friendster , xanga , or Witty on the computer at school [x] Took pictures during school hours [] Called people during school hours [] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class [] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook TOTAL SO FAR: 5 [] Gotten a call home [] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad [] Didn't take your stuff to school [] Gotten a detention and didn't go [] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass [] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear TOTAL SO FAR: 5 [] Slept in class [] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher) [ french teacher..(: ] [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat [x] Treat the teacher as invisible TOTAL: 6 now times this by 3… Result: 18.. er... % hated in school. :)
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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