ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME
DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE
GUN TO HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS ... ... ... ... BEHIND A COUCH
CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY.
HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AND SEES A
PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. ... THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE
TEACHER: 'HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER
REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES
HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND
THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T
FORWARD THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN
FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY
FATHER.