My Friend: "Man one
time, I was trick or treating and you know how the sign says
"Get only one or two pieces of candy"?" Well I
grabbed a whole handful and this man popped out of a wheel
barrel and yelled "YOU CAN ONLY GET ONE OR TWO
PIECES!!"
*awkward silence*
My other Friend:
....you know that was a crackhead.
I love my
friends.