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Want to hear a joke about a broken pencil? Nevermind, it's

Want to hear a joke about a broken pencil?

Nevermind, it's pointless!

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soccerplayer12325 1 decade ago

HAHAH this is grrrreat!!

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posted October 14, 2011 at 3:02pm UTC tagged with funny

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~Living Life To The Fullest~ Chapter Two “Hi my name is Jezabella, but you can call me Jez. Let me go get my twin sister, Charlotte.” I say as I shake all of their hands. I run up to my room and shut the door behind me. I feel breathless. “What?” Charlotte says looking really confused. “Our neighbours are here. One girl named Brooke is our age and she is going to our school. and she has a brother a little older then us I think.” I respond Brooke drops what’s she is doing and comes towards me. “What’s his name? What does he look like? Is he attractive?” she asks me anxiously. “His name is Nick. He has black spikey hair, piercing green eyes, and tanned skin, tall, muscular. The family looks Italian.” I reply. “Nah not my type lets go” "Where words fail, music speaks." NMF

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