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Girl: He's so perfect. I love him. He's my everything.

Girl:

He's so perfect. I love him.

He's my everything.

Guy:

I really like her boobs.

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posted October 15, 2011 at 8:59pm UTC tagged with funny

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Dear Boy, That's it. I'm sick of you. You don't care about me. You've made it pretty obvious. You've treated me like sh*t since the very beginning. You know what I say to that? I say, F*ck you. You don't deserve to be in my life anymore. So I'm letting you walk out. I've put up with your pointless bullsh*t for too long. For once, I'd like to be in control of the way I feel. You know how I feel? I feel great. Now that you're gone. Go ahead and tell everyone how much you don't give a sh*t about me. Because I'll be doing the same. and one more thing: I'm over you.
When We Met ♥ Part Twenty-Eight; ♥ Lucas's P.O.V. Serenity has been gone for an hour. I'm really worried. "I bet she's hurt." Sophie said. "Don't say that." I mumbled. "What? you have to admit, she was pretty stupid for going out there alone." She stuffed herself with chips. I gave her a dirty look. "She wasn't alone, Ethan was with her." I explained. She did a bitchy laugh. "Something still could've happened." I got up, and walked straight to the door. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Sophie yelled. "Looking for Serenity." "Are you crazy? You could get killed!!!" Sophie stood up. "She's my girlfriend, Sophie. I have to look for her." She threw her chips on the ground. "Then I'm coming with you." I opened up the door, and Sophie and I decided to run to Serenity's house. We made it to her street without getting hurt. As we got closer to her house, I noticed something in her front yard. Something laying still. Oh no. I decided to run for my life. As I ran down her drive way, not caring where Sophie was, I noticed Serenity was lying there. She can't be dead.. Sophie caught up with me. "WHY DID YOU DITCH ME?!?!?!" She screamed. I slapped her shoulder and pointed to Serenity. "Oh.." I knelt down and noticed she was still breathing. Well, Barely breathing.. "I think she's dying." I said. Sophie was staring into my eyes. "you're crying." She said. "What? no. I don't cry." She smirked. "sure..." "SOPHIE THIS ISN'T FUNNY. SHE'S DYING." I yelled. "calm down." She said. "WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO CHILL?!?!" I yelled again. "Because this isn't the first time one of my friends died in front of me, Lucas." She looked upset. "sorry.." I looked down at Serenity. She had cuts all over her. She was bleeding out of her mouth. Please, Don't die. I was in shock. "This is all my fault." I said. "How?!" Sophie said. "This is my fault for telling her about Angelina." I said. She looked away. "no.. it's your fault Angie killed herself." She got up and crossed her arms and turned away. I felt guilty. More guilty than I have ever been. Maybe it's time I die. Angelina will get what she always wanted. I'm gonna kill myself. I'm better off dead. I walked up beside Sophie. I hugged her. She looked at me. "what are you doing.." She asked. We just stared at each other. She grabbed me, and kissed me. Woah.. Am I blushing? I faked a smile. Then I bolted into the street, and got hit by a car. I hit the windshield, and flew off into the bushes. The last thing I saw, was blood.. and Angelina standing over me. She got what she wanted.