23 ways
to make your parents think your INSANE.
(:
1.
Moo when they say your name
2. Give yourself a
swirly.
3. Run around with a
lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun!!! It's
dying!!!
4. Run into walls.
5. Say that wearing
clothes is against your religion.
6. Stand over them at
4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and yell, "Good
morning Sunshine!"
7. Run in circles.
8. Pretend to beat
yourself up.
9. Wear you pants on
your head and your shirt on your waist...tell
them you're making a fashion statement.
10. Try and drink out
of a glass the wrong way.
11. Super glue your
finger up your nose.
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Lay face down and
chant like an Indian tribe.
14. Spread out on the
window and buzz, pretending you're a fly.
15. Take your ice
cream cone and put it on your head...say
you're a lovely unicorn.
16. Make weird animal
noises at night, and when they come
to see what's wrong, pretend like you're asleep.
17. Switch the light
button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ooooh...I get it!!!"
18. Jump off the roof,
trying to fly. (try not to kill yourself.)
19. Say your pet is
mocking you and chase it around the house.
20. After everything
they say yell, "LIAR!!!"
21. Hang upside-down
in your closet.
22. Pretend to be a
phone.
23. Try to swim on the
floor.
LMAO