You're right, Plankton. I am a
kid. But you know, I've been through a
lot in the last six days, five minutes and twenty-seven
seconds, and in
that time, I've learned that no ammount of mermaid magic,
or managerial
promotion, or some other third thing can make me any more
than what I
really am inside: a kid. But that's okay! Because I did
all the things they said
a kid couldn't do! I went to Shell City, and I beat the
cyclops, and I rode the
Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back! So, yes, I am a
dork, and a goofball,
and a wingnut, and a Knucklehead McSpazatron! But most of
all, I'm... I'm... I'm...
I'M
A GOOFY
GOOBER!