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"It came to me in a dream. I was naked. you would have loved
"It came to me in a dream. I was naked.
you would have loved it."
-Damon Salvatore
Vampire Diaries
-Damon Salvatore
Vampire Diaries
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posted October 31, 2011 at 6:38pm UTC tagged with funny
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