10 things longer than Kim's
marriage
1. Her s*x tape.
2. The NBA lockout.
3.Planning Kim's wedding
4.That pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a
question
5.Michael Jordan's baseball career
6.Justin Bieber's chest hair
7.Licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
8.The 2011 East Cost earthquake
9. An iPhone battery
10.Minute rice