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10 things longer than Kim's marriage 1. Her s*x tape. 2.



10 things longer than Kim's marriage

1. Her s*x tape.
2. The NBA lockout.
3.Planning Kim's wedding
4.That pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question
5.Michael Jordan's baseball career
6.Justin Bieber's chest hair
7.Licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
8.The 2011 East Cost earthquake
9. An iPhone battery
10.Minute rice
 

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nikkilove7 1 decade ago
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hahahahaahahaha omg i freakin love this expesially 3 and 6 :DDDD
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posted November 2, 2011 at 9:31am UTC tagged with funny

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