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The Awkward Moment - Dear ___, Please ___ - Facebook Format -
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Awkward Moment - Dear ___, Please ___ - Facebook Format - I
survived the Witty Crash! - Boys Invade Witty - James Brass - Get
the Boys Out - We want the old Witty back - Famous Witty Girls -
Fav this and I will... - Fav and I will rank you - Fav for a
paragraph - Dude, I wasn't that drunk - Justin Bieber Facts -
Psycholoical Facts - Random Facts - Sob Stories - Google Format -
Dude, he just called you ___, oh hell no hold me ___ - The
Jockers Invade -wittygirl2010 - jayciecutie01 - ThatsSoMeee -
xoalicecullenxo - Marissa123 - akk3165 - Remixed Songs - Fav this
and my mom will stop smoking - So there is this boy... - Stories
-Text Fails - More Text Fails - More Awkward Moments - Witty
Confessions - Playlists for Everything - If I get 12639487 favs
my unicorn will be healed - And Who Else... - Pick up Lines - Fav
If You Remember... - Fav if you were born 1990 - 2010 - Those
kids from the 1990s remember - Even More Awkward Moments -
Elementary School, Middle School, Highschool Kids Reactions -
Comment for ___, Fav for ___ - Google Vs. Bing - Summer Hurry Up!
- Summer Wasn't that Good - Summer Come Back!!! - Remember
When... - So There is this Boy...Enough Said! - Hey Guess What?
Another Awkward Moment - The Awkward Moment Formats Everywhere -
The Top Quotes are all the same -___? The ___? The one that ____?
Yeah, I know him! Why what's up? - Comment for ___, Fav for
___ - Fav this I will rank you - Fav this and I will tell you
your husbands name - Text Fails - Awkward Parent Texts - Find
your Witty twin! - I hate when... - Justin Bieber Fact #7894739 -
Random Facts - We want the Old Witty - Playlists for Everything!
- Fav 32483948 times and my unicorns cancer will be cured - Last
night the boy I liked told me he loved me...JK he walked past me
- 69 ;) Jokes - The Awkward Moment - Dear ____, Please ___ -
Facebook Format - I survived the Witty Crash! - Boys Invade Witty
- James Brass - Get the Boys Out - We want the old Witty back -
Famous Witty Girls - Fav this and I will... - Fav and I will rank
you - Fav for a paragraph - Dude, I wasn't that drunk -
Justin Bieber Facts, Dude, he just called you ___, oh hell no
hold me ___ - The Jockers Invade -wittygirl2010 - jayciecutie01 -
ThatsSoMeee - xoalicecullenxo - Marissa123 - akk3165 - Remixed
Songs - Fav this and my mom will stop smoking - So there is this
boy... - Stories -Text Fails - More Text Fails - More Awkward
Moments - Witty Confessions - Playlists for Everything - If I get
12639487 favs my unicorn will be healed - And Who Else... - Pick
up Lines - Fav If You Remember... - Fav if you were born 1990 -
2010 - Those kids from the 1990s remember - Even More Awkward
Moments - Elementary School, Middle School, Highschool Kids
Reactions - Comment for ___, Fav for ___ - Google Vs. Bing
- Summer Hurry Up! - Summer Wasn't that Good - Summer Come
Back!!! - Remember When... - So There is this
Boy...Enough Said! - Hey Guess What? Another Awkward Moment - The
Awkward Moment Formats Everywhere - Fav 3248322464848 times
and my unicorns cancer will be cured - Last night the boy I liked
told me he loved me...JK he walked past me - 69 ;) Jokes - And
Who Else... - Yes I am a girl - Fav if you... - Find Your Witty
Twin! - Sob Stories - The Justin Bieber Obsession - Even More
Awkward Moments - I'm Just Gonna Comment to Get a Top Quote -
Did I forget any? Comment anymore that you know! - Witty
has had many phases and still will have more to come, and I along
with many other Witty Girls will be here through each one, good
or bad
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Witty
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posted November 4, 2011 at 6:55pm UTC tagged with funny
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& makes me sad that almost noone else's quotes get faved. i mean, come onee.