Things Astronomers Say that Sound Dirty, but Really Aren't . .
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1) "Exactly how long is your tube?"
2) "I need a friend to help me grind this thing..."
3) "I want to get in a little naked-eye action."
4) "I want to look at Uranus?"
5) "You need a bigger unit so you can go deeper..."
6) "What's the best way to mount a Short-Tube?"
7) Reasons why smaller apertures are better...
8) Are you going to shoot the Virgin tonight?
9) She looked in awe as it rose higher and higher
10) "Mine is bigger than yours"
11) "Who says size doesn't matter?"
12) "We do it in the dark"
13)"We sometimes do it all night long"
14) EYEGASMS!
15) "I use shower caps over the end of my 6 and 10 inch..., you will need the extra large size for your 12.5 inch."
16) "Do you have your angle of the dangle correct?"
17) "I enjoy viewing heavenly bodies through my telescope...especially during showers"
18) "I love going deep ...."
19) "The deeper the better"
20) "Bigger almost always performs better"
1) "Exactly how long is your tube?"
2) "I need a friend to help me grind this thing..."
3) "I want to get in a little naked-eye action."
4) "I want to look at Uranus?"
5) "You need a bigger unit so you can go deeper..."
6) "What's the best way to mount a Short-Tube?"
7) Reasons why smaller apertures are better...
8) Are you going to shoot the Virgin tonight?
9) She looked in awe as it rose higher and higher
10) "Mine is bigger than yours"
11) "Who says size doesn't matter?"
12) "We do it in the dark"
13)"We sometimes do it all night long"
14) EYEGASMS!
15) "I use shower caps over the end of my 6 and 10 inch..., you will need the extra large size for your 12.5 inch."
16) "Do you have your angle of the dangle correct?"
17) "I enjoy viewing heavenly bodies through my telescope...especially during showers"
18) "I love going deep ...."
19) "The deeper the better"
20) "Bigger almost always performs better"
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pandacutie
1 decade ago
wow thts kinda gross but wicked funny!
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