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& does anybody else think that the lafy tafy jokes are so
& does anybody else think that the lafy tafy jokes are so stupid,
yet so flipping funny???
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1OO truths. :) ♥ 1. Last hug: Boy: Elijah, Girl: Olivia 2. Last phone call: Olivia 3. Last text message: Olivia 4. Last song you heard: Haunted-Taylor Swift 5. Last time you cried: Monday HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice: Yea :/ 7. Been cheated on: almost, but no 8. Kissed someone: kinda sorta... :/ 9. Lost someone special: yes :'( 10. Been depressed: of course 11. Cried over something stupid: yea ): LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12: PURPLE ALL THE WAY BABY! 13: Hot pink 14: Aqua Blue THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend: LUV U COSMO! 16. Fallen out of love: yeaaaa (: 17. Laughed until you cried: Who the hell hasnt? 18. Met someone who changed you: mhmmmmmz 20. Found out someone was talking about you: yea buddy, and not in a good way 21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: um no? YOUR LIFE. 22.How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: all of them. 23. How many kids do you want: 4, two older boys, and twin younger girls 24. Do you have any pets: nopeee 25. Do you want to change your name: kinda 26. What did you do for your last Birthday: absolutly nothing....): 27. What time did you wake up today: 7:15am. Stupid doctors appointments 28.What were you doing at midnight last night: dreaming about "Him" 29. Name something you cannot wait for: Our winter Formal...(: 30. Last time you saw your mother: when she was at the door waving bye to me, as i was going to my firends house. 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Last year... :/ 32. What are you listening to right now: my ituns 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: heck no, who names there kid that ???? 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: DEMETRIUS!!! 35. Most visited web page: wiiiiitty!!! 36. Whats your real name: Sahra (pronouse sara) 37. Nicknames: nothing. 38. Relationship Status: Flirtationship with my best guy friend... (: (he makes me so happpy!) 39. Zodiac sign: blonde 40. Male or female: female. 41. Primary school: what? 42. Secondary School: what? 43. High school/college: middle school.. lol 44. Write w/e you want here: I CANT WAIT TILL THE WINTER FORMAL! IM GOING WITH MY BESTEST GUY FRIEND EVER! 45. Long or short: tall? 46. Height: 5'4 1/2 47. Do you have a crush on someone: YEA BUDDY! 48. What do you like about yourself: my hair and eyes 49. Piercings: ears. 50. Tattoos: none. 51. Righty or lefty: rightyy all the wayyy! (leftys need help!!!) FIRSTS: 52. First surgery: never had surgery 53. First piercing: ears. 54. First best friend: Abby Keenan 55.First sport you joined: Basketbal <3 56. First vacation: The Bahamas....i think 58. First pair of trainers:huh? RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating: nothing. 60. Drinking: nothing. 61. I'm about to: go to bed 62. Listening to: my itunes 63. Waiting for: elijah to get on ichat YOUR FUTURE: 64. Want kids: yes. 65. Get married: yes. 66. Career: Criminal Lawyer...(prosicuter!!! not defender!!!!!) WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes: eyes. 68. Hugs or kisses: depends...prob kisses, unless its ur friends 69. Shorter or taller: taller. 70. Older or Younger: older. 71. Romantic or spontaneous: ALL! <3 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: only if they have abbs!. 73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive. 74. Hook-up or relationship: relationships!!!!! HAVE YOU EVER: 76. Kissed a stranger: ewwwwwwy! who does that! 77. Drank hard liquor: absolutly not...(unless its in foood. i am only in 7th grade...) 78. Lost glasses/contacts: nope 79. Kissed someone your not dating: not really... 80. Broken someone's heart: yea...more then once :/ 82. Been arrested: hahaha nooope 83. Turned someone down: yeaaaa :/ 84. Cried when someone died: yup 85. Fallen for a friend: Hell yes! My best guy friend ever!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself: naaaaa 87. Miracles: yes 88. Love at first sight: hell yeaaa 89. Heaven: yes 90. Santa Clause: WHO DOESNTTT! 91. Kiss on the first date: yes 92. Angels: YESSS ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: 94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: nope 95. Did you sing today: heck yeaaaa 96. Ever cheated on somebody: nopeeee 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: last year... :/ 98. The moment you would choose: telling Cobin i liked him... :/ 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: heck yeaaaaa. 100: do you like the way you look?!: nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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