"Marvins Room; Mom version"
F*ck those Jordans that you
want so bad, im not buying them you can ask your dad. I'm
just saying you can wear sketchers.
-will
ferrell
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posted November 14, 2011 at 10:46pm UTC tagged with funny
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- I want that boy who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me. hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. someone who would sing to me at random moments. who would let me sleep on his chest. who knows the right things to say and do at the right times. a boy who would beat the crap out of someone if they called me a b**ch. i want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. he would apologize for calling too much and no matter how many times i tell him its okay, he still does it and i dont get sick of it. someone who would let me gossip to him and would just smile and agree with everything i said. he would throw stuffed animals at me when i acted dumb and then dog pile on me and kiss me a millon times. we would bet kisses on who could beat who on a playstations game thats a millon years old and will always let me win. and someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. he would surprise me with 25 cent rings and we would have contest of how far we could spit our gum. he would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time. someone who would kiss my neck just to have a reason to tell me how much he likes my new perfume and at night we would dance in our pajamas and we'd always take pictures in photo booths..he would never turn down a trip to the boardwalk and we'd play tag on the beach. he would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it. we would sit on the floor and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and we'd make out in the pouring rain. he would tell me when he didnt think something looked good and i wouldnt mind. he would TRY to teach me how to play the guitar but we'd just end up laughing at eachother. he would run his fingers through my hair even if it was dirty. he would share lollipops with me and get along with all of my friends. he would never be afraid to say "i love you" in front of his friends and we would argue about silly things with me then make up. we would kiss at midnight on new years and make funny faces at each other when we're on the phone. i want a boy who would count stars with me and be friends with my family. i want someone who would stay home with me on a friday night just to help me make a dinner and watch moives together under the same blanket and squirt water guns at eachother in the house. someone who would tell me im beautiful but not too often ..someone who would look me in the eye and tell me something serious that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh. someone who would make me laugh like no one else could. someone who would hold me closer than normal when im sick, and would play with my hair. we would buy tons of disposible cameras and take lots of pictures. but mostly..i want someone who would be my best friend and would never lie to me or break my heart . . .
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