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me: i had a dream that i shot someone mom: well that wasn't
me: i had a dream that i shot someone
mom: well that wasn't nice
me: well he was attacking me
mom: oh high five!
<3 you mom
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posted November 24, 2011 at 9:04am UTC tagged with
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