Santa is dangerous. Before you let the man in red into your home,

Santa is dangerous.
Before you let the man in red into your home,
READ THIS;
- he drinks and drives. if he has a small glass of alcohol at every house, after about one million homes he would be way, WAY over the legal limit.
- he breaks and enters. through the chimney.
- he flies thousands of feet up in the air but is never seen wearing a helmet or seatbelt for safety. what is he fell? santa would DIE, kiddies. DIE. that is just irresponsible.
- he enslaves cute little elves and forces them to make presents in sweatshops. merry little elf sweatshops.
- he is morbidly obese. this is a bad influence on children.
- he creeps into little kids rooms at night to 'give them toys". 0_0
- taking time zones into account, Santa has around 31 hours to deliver about 700 million presents. to accomplish this, his sleigh would have to be travelling at around 1,000 miles a second. This is hardcore speeding.
- if you rearrange "s-a-n-t-a", it spells "s-a-t-a-n". 'nuff said.