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Wa k e u p i n t h e m i d d l e o f t h e n i g h t t o o p








Wa k e   u p   i n   t h e   m i d d l e   o f    t h e   n i g h t   t o o   p e e :

avoid all mirrors.


Airplane engine makes a sudden noise:

i lived a good life.


Hear thumps while in shower:

your whole family is being killed and you're next.


Turns off lights before going to bed:

OMG run for the bed before the demons get you.


Elevator door doesn't open immediately:

trapped forever.


Realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?:

oh god, zombies.

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leeshasky 9 years ago
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i know this is so me lol and thanks
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goodstuff1227 9 years ago
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100 % TRUE HAHA I LLOVE THIS TOP QUOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted December 7, 2011 at 5:57pm UTC tagged with funny