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Random Person: I hate tea my best friend: I don't know who

 

Random Person: I hate tea
my best friend:  I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you say you like tea and take back what you said, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
i am Never telling her i hate tea.. no offence to anyone who has died from tea.

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posted December 12, 2011 at 3:00pm UTC tagged with funny

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