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Dear Santa If in the morning I don't see Justin Drew Bieber
Dear Santa
If in the morning I don't see Justin Drew Bieber under my tree I'm gonna melt ALL the North Pole so we all gonna die drowned.
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posted December 25, 2011 at 12:01am UTC tagged with
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7th grade boy: I like her and i want you to tell her for me. boy's friend: ok boys Friend: hey, he likes you, you want to go out? Girl: um.. no. sorry. 8th grade: boy: i like her and i want her to know..will you tell her. boy's friend: sure Boy's friend: he likes you and he wants to go out with you. Girl: no i like someone else. That Summer: Boy: i like her and i want to tell her. Boy: i like you and i want to go out with you. Girl: no i just want to be friends. few days later: Girl: He likes me but i don't like him Girls' friends: i don't think he will bother you again. i dare you to go out with next guy to ask you out. Girl: ok The next day: Boy: i really like you will you please go out with me. Girl: yes boy: what?! Girl: yes! boy:YESS!!! Girl starts to fall for the boy. Exactly one month later: Girls friend: i think its time you break up Girl: ok.. (secretly doesn't want to but is too afraid her friend will hate her if she said no) Boy: hey Girl:hi Boy: hows it goin? Girl: its fine. Boy: whats wrong? Girl: i think we should break up.. Boy: what..? Girl: we should break up. Boy: why... Girl: its just.. we never see eachother any more Boy: I can change that Girl: I've never met your family Boy: I can change that Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore. Boy: I wish i could change that. Girl: I'm sorry. Boy: i know. Girl: i'm sorry.. i have to go. Boy: thanks for trying. The next day Boy: Hey Girl: I'm sorry Boy: No i'm happy we broke up i could tell we weren't going anywhere too. Girl: ok. Freshman Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. i have since we first started dating. but i can't tell him, i can't tell anybody. Sophmore Boy has a new girlfriend Girl: (playing their song) i like him.. i still do.. but i can't tell him. i can't tell anybody. Junior year Boy and his girlfriend broke up. Girl: I like you. I always have and I always will. Boy: I'm sorry i like someone else. Girl runs away crying. The next day the boy finds a note in his locker. I told you i like you. but i was wrong. i ment I love you. But you don't love me. I wish i could change that. I'm sorry for that day back in 8th grade. I really didn't want to. I'm gone now, I've been sick for a while now. By the time you read this I'll be in the hospital on life support. I just needed to tell you before i go. I love you. Don't for get that. Boy stares at the paper for a long time and runs down the hall. He went to her house. but she wasn't home. The next day: Boy goes to the hospital and tells the nurse who he wants to see. Nurse: it seems she checked out yesterday. Boy: She's better? Nurse: I'm afraid not. she had cancer and she passed away, yesterday. I'm sorry. the boy stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street. The next day: At her Funeral The boy asks to speak. Boy: A few days before i received a note from her. (he reads the note.) and i wanted to tell her before she left that I loved her, i love her. i loved her for a long time. and there is nothing i can do now. nothing. all i can say is i love you and now your gone.. I wish i could change that. The Boy starts crying and so does everyone else. The Boy ends up marrying her friend that told her to break up with him. When he found that out that she did that, he killed himself to be with The Girl. He was 28. REPOST or you will have bad luck in love for 28 years. RePoSt and somebody will tell you they love you tomorrow and you will get good news tonight at midnight. Repost if you have a heart and want to find a cure for all serious diseases including cancer.. Repost for all of the people who fear death is at there door Repost for people with cancer.
D.M.L I just wanted to say as much as you hate me right now, I still regret everything and I am in love with you. I miss us so much </3
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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