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Do you ever realize that the guys on witty all seem extremly

Do you ever realize that the guys on witty all seem extremly attractive in their profiles?

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surfmatteo 1 decade ago

Except for me.

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posted December 30, 2011 at 7:31pm UTC tagged with funny

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Dont you hate when the day you dress down and go to the store... you run into everybody you know and the day you dress up and go to the store... you see noone you know! =o sorry just venting you can make it pretty if you want
Reasons why its great to be single 1. Dont have to impress anyone 2. heartbreaks? i dont think so 3. you can talk to other guys without having to explain yourself 4.more time on your hands 5.holidays are a little less stressful ... you dont have to worry on what to buy your other half 6.your to beautiful for a guy to handle 7. independence! 8. you dont have to repeat taylor swift's songs ( unless their happy ones :p) 9.your shoulder is free for your best friend to cry on when she breaks up 10. " omg you just broke up, no wayyyy!!!!!!" wont hear that 11. even though your single now youll have the perfect prince when the time is right! <3

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