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Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!

 

Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.

Something must have happened last Friday night.
Maybe he wanted some other California girl.

Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!

That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.



nmf/nmq

35 Comments

emsgirlie38 1 decade ago
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i love this quote(:
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MCDJ 1 decade ago
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Guess there wasnt fireworks and he wasnt her teenage dream....
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miki2010 1 decade ago
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thats funny.:)
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irishkell96 1 decade ago
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haha nice one :)
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pupluver107 1 decade ago
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must be hot ant cold between them two.
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ellie555 1 decade ago
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I legit starting laughing in the middle of class while reading thins. lol
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dakotashine 1 decade ago
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2012 favsss
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irishkell96 1 decade ago
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haha i love that one!!
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sam* 1 decade ago
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Oh well for her "teenage dream"
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irishkell96 1 decade ago
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ik i totally forgot about fireworks which is like the most obvious one!! :(
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brokenbones 1 decade ago
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omg!! thats exactly what my friends and i were saying.. only you should add "guess there were no more fireworks"
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irishkell96 1 decade ago
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haha nice :)
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justtypical 1 decade ago
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lol i made a ton of jokes like this when i found out and my family got really annoyed with me... but i was cracking myself up X)
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irishkell96 1 decade ago
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thanks to everyone who faved this :)
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dolphinz00 1 decade ago
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lmfao
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InYourWildestDreams 1 decade ago
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lmaooooo :D
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justawittygirl2 1 decade ago
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maybabytumbler anyone?
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GleeLover 1 decade ago
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i love this quote ♥
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irishkell96 1 decade ago
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ik my dad told me and i got pretty upset :(
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dancergrl101 1 decade ago
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I read the news on the plane and I was like "WHAT??? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"

my mom got . who else thinks they were a match made in heaven?
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irishkell96

posted January 1, 2012 at 4:50pm UTC tagged with funny

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