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If I were a bird I'd be that bird that flys into the ceiling


           

           

                       

Iwere a bird

I'd be that bird that flys into the ceiling fan.


                       

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10 Comments

Beatlelover44 1 decade ago
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Lol lauren.

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mynameislauren 1 decade ago
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if i was a bird;
i would be the one who couldnt fly.
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angle82 1 decade ago
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when i saw " if i were a bird" i sang it in my head like the song " if i were a boy" haha.
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Writergal96 1 decade ago
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Last year I was sitting in my science class and all of a sudden theres a loud thud on the window behind my lab table. It was a bird that flew into the window:) it was okay though!
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cHeErGuRlxo14 1 decade ago
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i'd be the bird that sticks its head up when the lawnmower comes
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TeamDamon 1 decade ago
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I literally just laughed out loud. I'm sitting in a dark bedroom alone and I'm pretty sure my siblings could hear me :p haha(:
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albaniangurl123 1 decade ago
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saaame:P
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Beatlelover44 1 decade ago
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Ah.......

Silly silly birdy.

I wouldn't even be able to make it into the house let alone find the fan.

:D

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Jackie135 1 decade ago
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If I were a moth, I would be the one that would fly into the electric moth killer because it was pretty. . . Good thing you're not a bird and I'm not a moth :D
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xo2Jess7ox 1 decade ago
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Me too:D
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jimmy365

posted January 2, 2012 at 11:30am UTC tagged with funny

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