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&if the world wasn't so damn judge mental, I'd be
&if the world wasn't so damn judge mental, I'd be wearing my snuggie to school.
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sopherx362
1 decade ago
hahaaa youu guyss are soo right!
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chrissaysrawr
1 decade ago
do it who cares what some no life holes think
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shannonMmurray
1 decade ago
you shouldnt give a fuuckk..
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JadenSmithsWife
1 decade ago
id totally wear one to school if i had onee! :D
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You meant the world to me. You shattered my heart. You expect me to go back? I'm not up for this game anymore, find other players.
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