*using a new hair
straightener*
"how do you turn this crap on?"
"WTF"
"why is it this color?"
"ok, its turned on(;"
"OMFG, can you kind of heat up faster?!"
/touches plate/
"MOTHER OF FREAKIN ASDFGHJKL;"
/blows on finger/
"now just straighten my dang hair"
"MY EAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
"you freakin piece of crap"
"FOCUS, STRAIGHTEN DA HAIR"
/touches hair/
"or you can burn me, thats cool too -.-"
"half way done!"
"why is this section of my hair a freakin curly fry!?"
"my hair smells like burnt toast"
"IS THAT MY HAIR ON THE FLOOR?"
"MY EEEEEEEEEAR!"
"I HATE YOU, STUPID STRAIGHTENER"
/puts hair in messy bun/
my quote(:
"WTF"
"why is it this color?"
"ok, its turned on(;"
"OMFG, can you kind of heat up faster?!"
/touches plate/
"MOTHER OF FREAKIN ASDFGHJKL;"
/blows on finger/
"now just straighten my dang hair"
"MY EAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
"you freakin piece of crap"
"FOCUS, STRAIGHTEN DA HAIR"
/touches hair/
"or you can burn me, thats cool too -.-"
"half way done!"
"why is this section of my hair a freakin curly fry!?"
"my hair smells like burnt toast"
"IS THAT MY HAIR ON THE FLOOR?"
"MY EEEEEEEEEAR!"
"I HATE YOU, STUPID STRAIGHTENER"
/puts hair in messy bun/
my quote(:
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