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Please do this. I have to prove to my friend I am not a vampire.

Please do this. I have to prove to my friend I am not a vampire.

Reasons my friend thinks my family and I are vampires:
I have bronze hair and green eyes
My mom and cat have golden eyes
My dog has red eyes (she is not albino)
My brother and I bite people
I like the taste of blood
I got mad at myy juice box, so I ripped it apart with my teeth
For 2 weeks I couldn't sleep
Me and my sister's skin is very pale and cold
I have permanent bags under my eyes
I have been known to growl
I don't react to temperatures

I hate these but: High if I'm a vampire. Low if I'm not.

2 Comments

midori_walks_alone 1 decade ago
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you wouldnt have died... if ur a vampire then you would need blood or peoples energy.. ur not a vampire but u are very close to what people think are vampires lol
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KrisKayLove 1 decade ago
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You can't not sleep for 2 weeks. You would have died. If you're going to lie on here, at least make it believable.
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posted January 20, 2009 at 1:17am UTC tagged with advice

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