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I read the British version of Harry Potter and yell at it because

I read the British version of Harry Potter
and yell at it because of the excess u's

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posted January 20, 2009 at 1:25am UTC tagged with funny

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Please do this. I have to prove to my friend I am not a vampire. Reasons my friend thinks my family and I are vampires: I have bronze hair and green eyes My mom and cat have golden eyes My dog has red eyes (she is not albino) My brother and I bite people I like the taste of blood I got mad at myy juice box, so I ripped it apart with my teeth For 2 weeks I couldn't sleep Me and my sister's skin is very pale and cold I have permanent bags under my eyes I have been known to growl I don't react to temperatures I hate these but: High if I'm a vampire. Low if I'm not.
I talk to my cat. Got a problem with that?