Not to brag, but it's the middle of winter, so naturally

Not to brag, but
it's the middle of winter, so naturally it's snowing in some states.
But here in golden California, WAY on the west coast, we have a heat wave. I mean, the nights are so warm I leave my window wide open and sleep with shorts and I still wake up sweating. At school I'm about to melt in a puddle. And so I think, "Yeah, this is plain old Californian weather, it's like this all year." But then I remember it's the start of January. So, I'd just like to finish this with a

HA HA! IN YOUR FACE!