How to Annoy Random People in an Elevator: 1. Stand next to someone

How to Annoy Random People in an Elevator:
1. Stand next to someone and occasionally sniff them.
2. Drop a pen in front of yourself and when someone goes to pick it up scream "HEY, THAT'S MINE!"
3. Crack open your briefcase/suitcase and whisper "Got enough air in there?"
4. Press a bunch of random floors and loudly hum the Indiana Jones theme song as you go up.
5. As soon as the doors close clutch your chest and say "I AM TERRIBLY ALLERGIC TO SMALL SPACES!"
6. Take out  bag of Cheerios and offer whoever walks in some "donut seeds"
7. Sit in the corner rocking back and forth staring at the floor and when someone asks you what's wrong scream "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
8. Set a desk in front of the elevator and ask whoever walks by "Are you here for the interview?"