In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
In case you
needed further proof that the human race is doomed to
stupidity; On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use
-Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a
winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
-the shoplifter special? On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap,"
-and that would be how???.... On some Swanson frozen dinners --
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
-but, it's "just" a suggestion. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
-well...duh, a bit late, huh! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
-- "Product will be hot after heating."
-...and you thought????... On packaging for a Rowena iron --
"Do not iron clothes on body."
-but wouldn't this save me more time? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine
-- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
-We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds
off those forklifts. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning:
May cause drowsiness."
-and...I'm taking this because???.... On most brands of Christmas lights --
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
-as opposed to...what? On Sainsbury's peanuts
--"Warning: contains nuts."
-talk about a news flash On a child's Superman costume --
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to
-I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not
attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
-Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening