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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity;
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
-Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
-the shoplifter special?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
-and that would be how???....
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
-but, it's "just" a suggestion.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
-well...duh, a bit late, huh!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
-...and you thought????...
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
-but wouldn't this save me more time?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
 -We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
-and...I'm taking this because???....
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
-as opposed to...what?
On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."
-talk about a news flash
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
-I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
-Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?

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posted January 16, 2012 at 9:34pm UTC tagged with funny

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