Funny Quote #4978418
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Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight




Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic 
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." 
She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"

day.made.

80 Comments

mynameiskelly4821 1 decade ago
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that awkward moment when people get mad about calling him gay, but he called himself a 'queen' which is a term for a gay male.
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Quamei 1 decade ago
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I LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH!!!!!!
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ziva6742mb 1 decade ago
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love this =D
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accidentalflirtation 1 decade ago
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thats funny how this very same quote is all over the internet?
Was that really YOUR experience? -_-
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lexiedonnonnonne 1 decade ago
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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kravutskea 1 decade ago
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well thanks:)
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HeartRacingAlways 1 decade ago
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I am fairly sure that this made my day. Epic Win. :DD
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katieebear143 1 decade ago
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people need to stop saying this is .. and if you take it as being don't comment? i'm pretty sure she had no intention of people taking this as her being .
#thanks
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ashxxnicole14 1 decade ago
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this is from tumblr.
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crissy11289 1 decade ago
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i saw this quote somewhere...i think some comedic website. and i love it every time i read it =)
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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don't want to comment but i want to comment about the fact that there were 69 comments before i was born ;)
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nerdville 1 decade ago
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LMFAO!
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kravutskea 1 decade ago
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it disappeared from top quotes because it was the first top quote under 24 hours, and 24 hours has passed since the quote was made
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maxxvolume13 1 decade ago
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Why did this disappear from the top quotes?
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soccermeel10 1 decade ago
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haha i saw this on iwastesomuchtime.com.. luv itt
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WildChild443 1 decade ago
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Made my day :)
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cepstein10210 1 decade ago
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I wanna meet him!!!! Omg that's hilarious. (:
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AyeeCellyBabesz 1 decade ago
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- Ahh , I Love This Quote ;D
Ha ' It Made My Day .. (:
Was Reading It In Class ; & Started Giggling Outta Nowhere So I Looked Pretty Retarded ;DD
Haha .
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browneyes1030 1 decade ago
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THIS IS SO HILARIOUSSSS <3
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mj13 1 decade ago
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hahah this is grerat....i hate when people have to ruin a good quote by being so ****** offended by everything....like seriously your annoying. but i love this is funny
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