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posted January 26, 2012 at 6:00pm UTC tagged with
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If he texts you
When he's playing xbox or with his friends,
If he sends more than one word replies,
~ If he responds quickly, and is willing to text you for 8hrs straight~
He's a keeper<3
Format Credit - RunawayRachel
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Oh I wish i was a guy:
Body: Oh, looooooooook! ITS THE TIME OF THE MONTH, whoopwhoop
Me: Oh hell no.
Ovaries: EVERYONE CLEAR, THREE TWO ONE BLAST OFF!
Brain: WHATS HAPPENING?
Me: Guys, chill, calm down!
Face: See that beautiful face, IT AINT SO BEAUTIFUL NO MORE, IM GROWING MOUNTAINS.
Brain: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg KILL ME ALREADY.
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this woman up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: no, NO THAT HURTS.
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. Thats right. Float up to space
Me:THIS IS WHY I WANT TO BE A BOY! I HATE YOU ALL, jfhhjjkesmsmr.
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this, i mean.. common.... im cool arn't I?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: Says the one that holds more then a computer for your whole life.
Braid: Shut up egg face
Uterus: JUST BECAUSE I HOLD EGGS!
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
~NMQ
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.
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When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.
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Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE
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