Oh I wish i was a guy: Body: Oh, looooooooook! ITS THE TIME OF

Body: Oh, looooooooook! ITS THE TIME OF THE MONTH, whoopwhoop
 

Me: Oh hell no.
 

Ovaries: EVERYONE CLEAR, THREE TWO ONE BLAST OFF!
 

Brain: WHATS HAPPENING?
 

Me: Guys, chill, calm down!
 

Face: See that beautiful face, IT AINT SO BEAUTIFUL NO MORE, IM GROWING MOUNTAINS.
 

Brain: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg KILL ME ALREADY.
 

Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this woman up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
 

Me: no, NO THAT HURTS.
 

Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. Thats right. Float up to space
 

Me:THIS IS WHY I WANT TO BE A BOY! I HATE YOU ALL, jfhhjjkesmsmr.
 

Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
 

Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
 

Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this, i mean.. common.... im cool arn't I?
 

Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
 

Uterus: Says the one that holds more then a computer for your whole life.


Braid: Shut up egg face


Uterus: JUST BECAUSE I HOLD EGGS!
 

Torso: CONTRACT!
 

Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
 

Brain: Me gusta.